Sorry for the time between posts! I've just returned from my acclaimed USO tour.
What an amazing trip! For those of you who don't know, I was able to book the entire "Saved By the Bell" gang to tour with me. I'll publish my daily journal later of the trip's events, but for now, take a peek at exerpts from the program:
Mr. Richard Belding will be telling sexually explicit and
polically-incorrect jokes to open the show.
Zack Morris, Screech Powers and A.C. Slater
will be singing high-flyin', hand-clappin', foot-stompin'
patriotic songs in three-part harmony.
Kelly Kapowski, Jessie Spano and Lisa Turtle
will bring the soldiers to their feet with their erotic, pre-holiday
tap dance extravaganza!
They call themselves, "Ho, Ho & Ho."