For me, it's a time to measure my impact. You know what I've always said: "An examined life, in which you examine things a lot, is the only one anyone should really think is worth living at all."
[Editor's note: I think she's referring to Socrates, who said, "An unexamined life is not worth living." Holy crap! It's official. It's clear, by her taking credit for a misquote, I've somehow loved every shred of humility out of her!]
To help me get a better understanding of who loves me a lot and who loves me an exorbitant amount, I am inviting you to take a simple poll. I know I have
For you dedicated readmenters (that is my new word for readers who comment) and devoted lurkers, it's a simple click of the mouse to register what I think your opinions should be. Choose one of the four options! That's it! You can also see the poll results to see what your peers said about me and to see if you voted like the cool kids voted.
Your peers are known for pressure; remember...you're just not cool unless you vote with the rest of the gang.
I will be taking a break from blogging and returning January 2, 2007. I am sure there will be plenty to tell, as I am celebrating the holidays with some major celebrities (the names of whom I am not at liberty to share right now, but let's just say one starts with a "B" and ends with a "Rad Pitt").
May all of you and your entourages have a wonderful and relaxing holiday! May you get into all the trendiest night clubs your hearts desire (just drop my name at the door) and may you not get caught without panties by the paparazzi (oh, yes...I'm talking to you, Flashy McSpears!).
I look forward to you looking forward to seeing me again in the new year!
So sayeth The Emperrific Kukkanator v.2006.
[Editor's note: The Emperrific Kukkanator v.2007 (with her highly-anticipated release in early January 2007) also wishes you and yours a relaxing and wonderful holiday. While she realizes how difficult it will be, it is her hope you will spend more time with family and friends and less time examining the facts of the heated feud between The Donald and The O'Donnell (Ding! Ding!). She wishes to remind you that quality time with family and friends is far more fruitful than choosing sides in a celebrity bru-ha-ha...especially when you're really choosing the lesser of two evils.]