I am just asking because mom keeps saying she is going to put Kukka (and me, because we share the same food bowl) on a diet, but she doesn't give it a second thought that Kukka sits on the side of the bathtub--between the shower curtain and liner--licking the shower liner the entire time my mother stands in the water each morning.
Mother, don't you think that contributes to Kukka's weight issues? Why must I suffer because she chooses to lick the fabric right off of the liner?
Here are the results from the nutrition study I performed on the shower liner:
Calcium Buildup? If Mom would clean the tub more often, that wouldn't be an issue...
The only data I didn't collect yet is the average number of licks she does during a typical shower session. Even with the suggested serving amount, she's getting more than what she needs.
Mom, my suggestion is that Kukka be banned from the bathroom while you shower. Yes, she might get a little pissy and yes, she might yell at you a bit, but I believe this licking thing is getting out of control and has become the sole contributor to Kukka's weight issues.
Now, can I get some treats as a reward for my research?