- After she pressed the snooze button 3 times, I decided to wake her up by getting up on the dresser and pawing at yesterday's newspaper and some random receipts she had pulled from her pants pockets the night before. She sat up in bed, looked at me and exclaimed, "OK, RUSSELL! I get it...I'm getting up now!! Stop rustling those papers!"
- When I was digging in the litter box this morning, she walked by and said, "Could you be any louder, DIRK DIGLER?"
- When she was in the shower and I peeked around the curtain to make sure she was doing well, she shreiked "Whoa...TOM!! Peep much?"
- As she was packing her lunch for work, I started to whine for treats. "All you think about is filling your stomach, PHIL..."
She says she is so cute and clever. Are those the same as ANNOYING?