Secondly, but probably a bit more important, is the fact that there is a war brewing over my love and affection. Moose (Un des Trois Chats) and William (of Mass Destruction) have both penned lovely haikus in my honor and have, subsequently, been verbally battling in the comments section of Moose's post (how exquisitely exciting for me). Max even suggested they battle it out with a haiku duel!
I'll be honest--I've read of wars starting over Empresses, but there is nothing like the thrill of it actually happening to me!
While I am not a two-timing skank (despite everything you may have read in the tabloids--and on my very own blog), I would like to take the opportunity to pay homage to my two suitors now.
Shimmering black coat
Piercing eyes burn through my heart
Destruct me, William!!
I can turn you on,
wrapped in weather-stripping--purr...
I know my man well!
Moosey, my fair love,
Your ginormous tail--my muse.
My heart leaps for you!
Although you are young,
You are quite the "manly" Tom.
I can teach you things...