Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Should I be nervous?

I received an alarming piece of fan mail today. I had ignored the first two notes, but when I received the third, I felt I needed to take some action--but what?

Perhaps I need a full-time body guard...


NOTE #1:


NOTE #2:


NOTE #3:

11 comments:

PrincessMia said...

Love notes from a crazystewie stalker, eh? I do believe you need a bodyguard. Your safety and security are vital. Perhaps you can solicit the members of the Street Gang that your brother belongs to to sort this StewieStalker out.

Bonnie said...

I'd find a body guard. Georgia is very good at keeping other cats away that she doens't like... Perhaps she could help out--and maybe you could give her some tips on keeping that lovely feline figure...

Chatham said...

oh, my! Be careful! Cats are stalkers, not stalkeees!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

This Stewart guy may be harmless, but a few extra precautions couldn't hurt.

The Boyz said...

mewhehe, we donut think you need worry about a stalker that signs his name.
Must be tru love.
Rafe n Rhett

William said...

Are you sure it's not just your bro getting back at you for something or other? I mean, are the letters COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE???

Fat Eric said...

I know several burly Gorgeous Gingers available for bodyguard detail at a very reasonable price (we work for FOOD!!!)

Derby said...

I'm with Fat Eric. We can pop over and keep guard. This isn't the boy kittie at William's with the hoo-has. Out looking for love. Can't think of any blogging kitty who uses "Stewie" or "Stewart". Probably some dumb guy looking for publicity by associating with you.

DEBRA said...

Hey my ginger brofurr Ping said he was wit Eric & Derby -- he volunteer to be a bodyguard too.

**ABBY

Buddy said...

Ok...Kukka that is IT!! You must sequester yourself until I find this Stewie and kick his ass! I have huge sharp claws, my dad got a bloody scratch on his ear just last night from me on accident, just think if I was actually striking on purpose. Oh yea you guessed it, deadly! I am not just the most handsome face out there.

athena said...

Eeek. Do you need thums to work a taser?