Yeah...I'm totally smiling! I just received word from Princess Genevieve (a fellow royal of the human persuasion) that I won her second annual birthday contest!
Can you believe it? I never win anything! Well, except Academy Awards, Grammys, Tonys, Golden Globes and a single Daytime Emmy for my captivating portrayal of the teenage runaway, "Tawny" on All My Children. That Emmy took me by surprise--especially since my scenes ended up on the cutting-room floor! I didn't think you could win an Emmy for acting work that was never actually aired.
I can not wait to receive my prize! Rumor has it (my mom told me, but we all know what an unreliable source she is) that the prize might be cat treats. Holy crap! I totally hope so!
Thank you Princess Genevieve! The fact that you give presents to other people on your birthday puzzles me, but I think you are especially cool because of it! (Having said that, I hope no one is expecting me to give out presents on my birthday...)