Last night, the craziest thing happened. Our bowl was empty and my mom realized we were out of food.
So she filled our bowl with TREATS!
We both chomped down so frantically, I started to gag. But that didn't stop me!
(Mom's Note: What they don't know is that those "treats" are really cheap food nuggets! I've been feeding them cheap cat food as treats for months now! It's cheaper because I can buy it by the large bag. I just keep filling their treat jar and they don't know the difference. I liken it to feeding my kids spinach and tricking them into thinking it is dessert. I think I'm brilliant, but I'm sure the cats would disagree--if they ever discovered my scam...)
Mom? I can read. You suck. Scam, indeed! I would rebel, but as long as you keep giving that delicious spinach to me (whether in the bowl or on the livingroom carpet), I'm going to let it slide.