Monday, July 17, 2006

It Was a Complete Crapfest!

Complete mayhem rained down on our house this weekend. If you watched COPS last night, you already know what happened.

I have no time to fill you in right now--we are still reeling from the aftermath, but I will update this post later today with all of the gory details.

For now, know it involved canine strippers, Star Jones-Reynolds, a dance-off, an arrest and an unnamed Feline Empress sitting in jail as I type this.

And all I wanted was to celebrate the blogiversary with a quiet evening with friends...

14 comments:

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Oh, Brach...say it isn't true! Our dear Empress in jail! Should we start a fund to post bail for Kukka? Should we all transport over to the local PD to plead for mercy? If she's allowed visitors, should we bring a cake with a file in it? Should we plan an intervention?

Please tell us how we can help, Brach.

The Meezers said...

hey, happy blogaversary to you too Brach! Sound slikea wild weekend, and it sounds like your Mom is really gonna ground Kukka. If she needs some bail money, let us know, Sammy has a coin collection and I fink he has about 17 cents that I will donate. - Miles

Zeus said...

Happy Blogiversary to you as well, Brach. Perhaps that was your gift: You got Kukka-Maria out of the house and all of your human pet's attentions for once.

Don't tell Kukka I said that though...she'll kill me...

Like The Meezers said, I'll donate to the cause as well. Just let me know!

Les Trois Chats said...

Brach,
I know it's a painful thought - but she may have to hock some of those fabulous gifts to get outta the clinker! Poor, poor Kukka...

Victor Tabbycat said...

Oh, dear, we maxed Mom's credit card on Kukka's gift! How can we help get her out of jail? Oh, wait, I know... Mom gets lots more credit card offurs efurry day! Brach, I'm glad you stayed out of trouble.

Fat Eric said...

I can probably get a refund on my gift if you need the money for Kukka's bail. Did she see my gift yet?

William said...

Gosh, Brach, you could have come to my house for peaceful celebration. You should've known how a party of your sister's would end!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

She does everything with style!

jenianddean said...

Happy Blogiversary ... one year is certainly worth noting, although I'm not sure jail time is worth it. But you know how those girls are once they get their mind on something...
--Jasper

Derby said...

Brach what did you expect with your sisfur. A quiet evening at home?

Anyway, mum's corporate card is maxed out because of the bauble. So no extra for bail money.

Feline Oligarchy said...

We know where the change can is kept so let us know and we'll send some to help.

Ayla said...

Anything with Star Johns-Reynolds is an utter crapfest.

Fat Eric said...

Who is Star Jones-Reynolds by the way? Must be someone who isn't famous in Britain as we've never heard of him/her!

DEBRA said...

Ok Brach

What's bail set at?
Let me go rob my kitty bank.
We'll all have to dig deep to get Kukka outta jail.

*ABBY

PS
Is your Mom going to ground Kukka?