Do you often wish you could be close to The Empress--so close, her essence would rub off on you?
Do you find yourself leaving the house nude because you don't have any stylish shirts?
Does your morning dose of caffeine get cold because it's served in a plain, ol' mug?
Do you find yourself dreaming of being a celebrity and wish you could be as glamorous as The Empress?
In response to the constant pleas for Kukka-Maria to design her own line of high-end casual wear, The Empress is launching a new collection for fall and you are invited to have the first look!
The Kukka Collection features designer duds that are sure to place you on the covers of tabloids around the world!
These are just some of the custom designs offered in The Kukka Collection!
"But, Kukka...can't I just go to my local Wal•Mart to pick up these items?"
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW!
The Kukka Collection is only offered in my exclusive online store. In fact, this collection is so exclusive, I am considering password protecting it to keep out the "undesirables." So, if you think you may be an icky outcast--or you have a history of being an icky outcast, you need to act now--before you are locked out for-ev-er!
Don't be the last on your block to sport this classy couture! Supplies are limited, so ACT NOW!