I will post tomorrow. Please do not cry.
Seriously, do not cry! I will be back tomorrow!
I'm not kidding. Stop it! Your snot is running down your face and dripping on your keyboard. I'm not sure how, exactly, but I imagine that could do some serious damage to your computer!
Sobbing does not look good on you. Plus, it is going to make your eyes all red and puffy. Imagine what that will look like on the tabloid covers! That should be enough to make you stop.
Thanks, guys. I appreciate your understanding.