Saturday, September 09, 2006

Associated Press? Or Ass Press?

Unfortunately, the Associated Press will not return my phone calls (claiming they have never heard of me...yeah, right), so I have to correct the horrendous error they put in their article that was posted on my blog on Friday.

I did not receive a 2.7 million dollar advance.

That would be ridiculous!

I received a 27 million dollar advance. No decimal.

Come on! I don't get out of bed for under 3 million.

3 comments:

Kailani said...

Boy, they sure need to straighten that one out! What's wrong with those guys? Don't they have proofreaders?

Renee said...

I'm so glad to see you have your standards!

PrincessMia said...

I knew it! Just knew it. Thank you for proving me correct.

What self respecting Empress would settle for less?