Friday, September 29, 2006

Cough...Cough...

After reading yesterday's post (that I wrote, duh), I have decided I am sick. I had 9 out of the 13 identifying factors (with an emphasis on number 1).

Cough...cough...sniffle...sniffle.

Where are my jammies? And the heating pad? Thanks.

[Editor's note: Kukka's "illness" is not real. Well, it's real in her mind, but is not actually manifesting itself in actual, physical symptoms.

My theory? Her agent is going to the same ranch today where she found the exiled empress. This visit is very close to the seven-year anniversary of adopting Kukka and she is worried her agent may...MAY come home with a rival kitten. While her agent has assured her there will be no kittens in the immediate future (because of her own insecurities of housing too many cats and, subsequently being referred to as "The Crazy Cat Lady." She fears children will no longer trick-or-treat at her house and she will become a suburban legend and avoided by all), Kukka is insecure and playing sick to avert her agent's attention.]

I said, "COUGH...COUGH...SNIFFLE...SNIFFLE!"

COUGH...COUGH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

22 comments:

Mama Duck said...

Kukka, you need to have kittens. Then you will learn that you are not sick. You can never be sick again, because they always need you ;).

The Meezers said...

Kukka, you poor poor baby. does you need some cuddling? - Miles

Audrey said...

Dear Kukka, there seems to be something going around. I have it too.

No, really.

The Marvelous Mitz said...

When all else fails, try hair-pulling, oh exalted ONE! Works like a charm, I have Meowmie begging for mercy and paying complete attention when I work on her mane...SNort, snort.

Your pal, The Mitz

Pamela said...

My prescription:
Zinc Tabs fore sore throat.
For sniffles and cough:
Put a kettle on your stove... get the water boiling. Put a towel over your head and breathe the steam - be careful not to burn you nose and cheeks!!!

Anonymous said...

Kukka,
Is your agent going to be gone to the ranch for the whole weekend? if so, time to "get better", girl, and host a PAAAARRRTTTY!!! Have all your feline friends over and have a great time!

Gemini said...

Momma has three of us and she doesn't think she's crazy--okay so maybe she is... but she's always just wanted two and it seems like she always has THREE...

I think a full on Kukka-Maria party would be better served than playing sick.. Annonymouse is right!

Junior said...

Oh Kukka, The horrors you must live with. How do you ever cope?

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Is being shunned by neighbors and trick-or -treaters a bad thing?
P.O.V., I guess.

The Tower Hill Mob said...

Is being shunned by neighbors and trick-or -treaters a bad thing?
P.O.V., I guess.

Feline Oligarchy said...

We're not all opposed to be shunned by the neighbors for trick or treating either. But then, there's already FOUR of us and the Human wants to bring home a new one too. Sigh.

Think of your legacy though if you could bring up a kitten in your image.

--Alberta, Sky, Blackie and Charlie

brandywine said...

Kukka, Is there a procedure that you can put your agent through, "get her fixed" so she can't bring anymore kittens home? I recall your being brought home from that ranch, it made the papers around the globe...pushing the exploits of Sigfreid and Roy to the lesser pages. Get well soon.

Teena said...

Poor you! Get well soon, Girl!

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Oh poor Kukka. You should invite your entire Tomcat Stable over to pamper you. You'd be feeling better in no time.

BTW, tell your agent, there's nothing like a kitten to liven up a household. Misty is driving everyone nuts!

Zeus said...

If you need some reassurance, I will never love any kitten more than you, sweet pea. No matter how many cats your human pet brings home, you'll be the cat's meow to me!

kailani said...

Are you sure it's not just a hairball? Just kidding, I hope you're feeling better soon!

Xavier said...

Kukka, my Queen, do I need to come over and be your personal heating pad?

Eric and Flynn said...

Poor Kukka yoo are so miss-under-stud by yer lady. Tell her she can stay away furr the weekend cuz that party sownds like a gud ideer.

Renee said...

Kukka...wouldn't you like a little princess to boss around? ;)

Chaotic Cat said...

I think my Hummy is becoming "the crazy cat lady".

Kukka I hope you feel much better once your Agent goes to the Ranch and you throw your party!

Have fun.

WendyWings said...

Well I AM that sick my dear so you have my sympathys.

Maybe a little bit of auditioning would perk you up. IT IS THAT TIME OF MONTH AGAIN at my place, not THAT time the other time, auditions are on !!

Carmen said...

Kukka, can I get you some cough medicine? It has ALCOHOL in it. :)