Tuesday, October 31, 2006

KuuKuu in her Muumuu

My agent was serious about the muumuu.

She found the pattern online.

She knitted it.

I thought she was delusional and it was just a sorry attempt at a lame joke.

It wasn't.

Last night, she unveiled what she is now calling a "masterpiece."

I am pretty sure she is not using that word correctly.



I can't...I don't...I just can not find the words!




A little help here, Brach?! You little suck-up...




She said she had to cut the ruffle short because her circular needles were not long enough to take another 100% increase in stitches (whatever).

She, like the pattern creator, had to add a ribbon to the top to secure it under my arms (bitch).

She said she chose purple because it is the traditional color of royalty (gag).

While she enjoyed the final product tremendously (and appreciated the aerobic work-out she received while wrestling me into it), she'd promised she'd never put it on me again because she loves and respects me.

Despite my best judgment, I think I may keep her around for a little while longer...

27 comments:

Gigolo Kitty said...

You look positively fetching Kukka! The Giggy whistles in appreciation.

Simba said...

Like you, Kukka, I am speechless. Thank goodness boys don't wear skirt, otherwise I can imagine my Mom trying something like that - she does like to knit!

Anonymous said...

Well, even though purple is usually reserved for royalty, the colors in this particular muumuu seem like they would suit Brach better. He does seen to have an interest in wearing it, but that may be because it has touched the fur of the Empress.

Anonymous said...

Very cute Kukka! You look a little happier about it than Sunshine did. Now she runs away every time the knitting needles come out.

Gemini said...

Oh your Agent is not flattering you, though you look divine in anything, really it's not the best look Kukka-

Anonymous said...

I think you look grand kukka! Just don't let the papparazzi get ahold of these photos.

Renee said...

You look Maaarvalous! (but not very happy about it.)

Maybe you'll get used to it Kukka. At least the muumuu can help keep your nipples from dragging on the floor...think of it as a bra.

Les Trois Chats said...

Oh, Kukka. You look so hot in that skirt.
~ moose

Carmen said...

Kukka, the muu muu becomes you. :) Your agent had to put you in SOMETHING for halloween! Better that than devil horns!

The Meezers said...

um. that's a nice skirt Kukka. furry flattering. - Miles

William said...

OH. MY. GOD.

(Sorry, gotta run. I feel a yak attack coming on.)

Latte said...

You are so beautiful in your new Muumuu! Really, I think you look quite fetching!

Kukka-Maria said...

Squilliam? A "yak attack?" Does this mean you don't find me attractive anymore?

It's all fun and games until that effing muumuu causes my tomcats to flee.

AGENT! WE NEED TO TALK!

Zeus said...

That's what I call pay-back for embarassing me.

And you know what they say about pay-back...surprising how that fits you, Kukka.

Yeah, I said it. Head swivel action coupled by two snaps in a circle accompanied by a shake of the tail... Whatcha gonna do about it?

Kukka-Maria said...

Oh. No. You. Di'int!!

Zeus, you best step off! I'm putting you on notice! There will be no circle-snaps and shaking of tails here, unless performed by yours truly.

Could you just be drunk again? I mean, I'm sorry, but I heard your Human Pet had your name legally changed to "Tequila Breath."

That's just what I heard...

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

Well I must say, at first I had my doubts about this Kukka muumuu thing, but you actually look very nice. But of course, as our Empress, you would look regal in anything you wore.

Maybe my mother would knit one each for me & Misty...mine in large and hers in small, of course.

Love,
Tipper

Luna said...

/)/)
=^.^= Happy Halloween!
Luna

The Tower Hill Mob said...

You look great, Kukka. Just like Liz Taylor!

(muffled snort)

William said...

OK, I'm back. Perhaps if your agent had had the wisdom to fashion the thing out of the finest angora and not some common yarn. But still I think she may have had some ulterior motive. Has she become suddenly flush with cash? *She* may be scooping the tabloids, and at your expense!

I'm just saying.

Anonymous said...

Kukka ... S-E-X-Y (insert choking laughter). I hope that you put a maximum bitey on your agent for that little piece of couture ... The litter box is a good place for a burial. IF you can't lose it, I say that you get Brach heavily under the influence of some Jamaican catnip and then superglue it to him. It'll clash really nicely with his ginger-ness.
DaisyMae Maus

Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmmm - it may make a lovely lampshade or toilet roll cover.

Have a safe Meow-lo-ween!

PrincessMia said...

I too, am speechless. Oh my. um. Well. Oh, Tigey is calling.

Max said...

Um.
I think I would poop on something if my People did that to me.

But then, you look quite fetching in it, whereas I would look kinda stupid.

Sparky Duck said...

Kukka,

I am so sorry for your circumstances, though Kittie E Cat would never be caught in pictures wearing that thing. Did you not think of the future tabloid ramifications???? I have a good attorney, though he is slow moving, let me know if you want the information for Eeyore, the Stuffed Animal Donkey, Esq.

Kittie E Cat (dictated to Sparky)

kailani said...

I think it looks very becoming on you! Maybe if it were pink instead of purple? LOL!

Sophia said...

Holy Mother of God what did your agent do to you? Bite her... bite, her now!

wildtomato said...

Kukka-Maria, you rock it! Although... it kind of looks like a jellyfish is eating you. ;)