Empress Kukka-Maria lectured
at the Super-Sexy Feline Conference
in Minneapolis last week.
- Perverted Petting: When it's Okay to Say No.
- Run Your Own Business; You Don't Need No Pimp!
- Sniffing the Nether-Regions: It's not Just for Dogs Anymore.
- Genital Reconstruction Through Plastic Surgery: Pushing Three Litters out of you Hooch ain't Pretty!
- So Now You're Completely Bald: The Dangers of Requesting a Brazilian Wax.
(Because when you get a Brazilian, they rip all the hair off your pu...NOW you get it!)
- Muay Thai Street Fighting: You Need More than Claws to Kick Ass.
How to be a Super-Sexy Cat.CANCELLED. IT CAN NOT BE TAUGHT. YOU EITHER HAVE IT OR YOU DONT.
- Four Legs or Two, I'm All About You: A Practical look at Inter-Species Dating.
- The Divine Miss K: Extensive Exploration into the Unequivocal Scientific Proof of Kukka-Maria's Superiority.
- Feline Breast Augmentation: Yes, It's Difficult to walk with 6+ Saline Bags Between Your Legs, but Beauty has its Price!
- Tom Cruise Wears Tin-Foil Underwear: Let's Get Honest about Scientology.
- Purple Skunk, Jamaican Grizzly and El Guapo: Is Your Current Catnip Enough?
- I Gave You my Heart, You Gave me an STD: A Frank Talk about Feline AIDS.
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