My agent has called me a lot of things over the years, but "funny" is not one of them. I would have thought that chewing through a brand new bag of food on the counter and spilling nuggets all over the kitchen was hilarious enough to warrant this term, but no. I've tried oh-so-hard to amuse her by flicking things off of the nightstand and dresser while she tries to sleep, but alas...no "funny" there.
I know! I know! It puzzles me, too! Finally, though, someone has recognized my true talent! Suck that, Agent!
Kailani, from The Pink Diary, has honored me by awarding me the ROFL Award for October (that would be Rolling On the Floor Laughing Award, for those of you who booted up your computer for the first time...ever...and needed me to define it). The post that had her ROFL was my Thursday 13 that outlined my campaign promises. It's a shame I wasn't really running for anything! I know now I would have had at least one vote!
I met Kailani a few months ago at Wendy's Casting Call and, based on what she wrote in her tribute to me, it seems I've changed her life for the better. While she didn't say it directly, one can assume it's the thought of me that gets her out of bed each morning, and visions of me that soothe her to sleep at night. It's my face she sees in every rainbow and my lilting meow she hears as the waves tumble in on the beaches of Hawaii.
I am truly humbled.
[Editor's note: Kukka is using the word "humbled," but I suspect she has absolutely no idea what it means.]
Things like this make me realize how incredibly lucky the world is to have me.
[Editor's note: See?]
I hope I can be a beacon of humor for those who are lost in cyberspace and an inspiration to my fellow mediocre bloggers out there!
[Editor's note: I told her "mediocre" meant "fabulously talented." Snort.]
So, thank you, Kailani, for the wonderful compliment.
Thank you, also, to Mommy off the Record and Izzy Mom for creating this award especially for me. It was created especially for me, right?
Lastly, but not leastly, I have to give some fierce "big ups" to my devoted readers. It's no wonder why you like me, but I do realize you have a choice whilst browsing blogs, so I thank you for stopping by here.
Now, please excuse me while I grab this award and do a few victory laps around the house.