I can't even find the words to blog today.
Britney filed for divorce?
Wait! It's K-Fed she's leaving?
Britney, bring that double-wide of yours over here! I think a celebratory slumber party is in order!
I'll round up the girls of "The Celebrity Break-Up Club!"
(Love the original painting of the dynamic duo? Click the image to go to the Britney Archive at Gallery of the Absurd. Great stuff over there!)