Are you going to make me climb back up just to get attention? You think you're a tree?
Merry Christmas Kukka-Maria! I'm thinking of getting this for you this holiday season, but I'm not sure my human would let me--she seems to think it's out of my price range.http://www.teslamotors.com/index.php?js_enabled=1Ahem, yes I did just imbibe a bit of the punch you spiked at Carmen's...
What Big shoes you have! or I'm too sexy for your shoes.or You have such big shoes to fill!PS: Did you not see the RUM at the party? But the punch can definitely be spiked!
oh, and ps: the virtual present I got for you and your agent is below. I thought you'd appreciate it as much as I did. http://www.gifts.com/search/product/Set-of-3-Pooping-Christmas-Gifts?ideaID=5496&prodID=49925
Wow, Cheysuli! A CAR FOR CHRISTMAS! Holy crap! I know I deserve it, but still! Thank you!And Carmen? Pooping candy distributors? You know me so well...PLOP, PLOP, PLOP!
That redecorating of my office is DIVINE! HOW did you know?!
"When I grow up I'm going to hide from you in my panic room" (Wow! Those are some sexy feet,eh?) LMAO
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
Please don't step on me with those big feeties!
You won't mind if I climb up your leg and sink my sharp claws into your nether regions, will you?
Brach: "Lord Voldemort, why did you leave me this scar on my forehead?"
Merry Christmas Kukka-Marie!Thank you for your thoughtful gift!The Orange Parka will be needed when we head for snow country!In return for your generosity I'd like to to give you A Cat Spa! Enjoy the wonderful massages! I know they won't feel as good as the ones Brad gave you. http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002ASGTK/dealtime-kitchen-20/ref=nosim
"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum?"DaisyMae Maus
Just hold still while I chew on your shoelaces.
If you're not going to feed me, I'm going to eat your shoes!Not great, I know.
[chomp munch]hmm-hmm-mm......delicious sneaker laces, dude......!!charlie
Kukka Maria, I think it's worth $10 to Brandi and Carol if you send me a photo of you flashing those infamous multiple nipples... Toby
"I think you look a little different from my furry Mom. Where did she go?"
You're much taller than my other mom.
"Meow, please put down Kukka and pay me some attention...Meow"
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