that I Understand, but Pretend Not To.
- Get down from there!
- You're cut off! You've had quite enough tequila, young lady!
- Kukka, shut your effing pie hole!
- Damn it...knock it off!
- Quit whining, you selfish little cat!
- You know you can't smoke in the house! Put it out!
- Quit dropping air biscuits when I have company! It's embarrassing!
- Lick yourself in private! It's not a coincidence your goodies are called "privates."
- I feed you. I scoop your litter. Can't you help out around the house a bit? Run the vacuum, for crying out loud!
- Quit plucking at the carpet! You have a perfectly good scratching post--that I've seen you use before...FREAKING USE IT!
- Be nice to your brother! He was sleeping there first. And, if you insist on kicking his ass, please leave some of his fur intact!
- Stop crank-calling Oprah or you're going to find yourself on the business-end of a hefty restraining order!
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