When I say "us," you know I mean "my Agent."
And when I say "Bronchitis," you know I mean "she was completely faking it."
And when I say "last week," well...I mean the last seven days. You can take that one literally.
Because she is still on the mend and in need of my healing vibes (of course, when I say "healing vibes," you know I mean "farts in her face"), I am lazy posting today. Instead of regaling you with stories of coughing, fevers, gasping and sleeping (yaaaaaaawn...), I thought I'd show you what my Auntie gave my Agent last year for her birthday.
If your breed's ass is not pictured, I am sorry. Although, if I were you, I probably would be thankful. Cold beverages resting on your badonkadonk is highly over-rated.
On a side note, [whispered] I think I'm developing a secret crush on the New Dread Pirate Blogger. Uploading these pictures was a dreamy experience and I didn't find myself cursing or threatening to kick Blogger in the junk until he cries at all!
Before you say it, I know...I know! Blogger has always been a fickle effer and I know his cooperation is probably fleeting. You know what, though? I'm just going to enjoy this bliss while it lasts and deal with the junk-kicking later.
Don't tell New Blogger I revealed my secret crush! It's not a secret crush if the object of said crush knows about it!
I'll reveal it to him when the time is right...