Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Still Down and Out

She's still sick? What the...?

It's now starting to affect my treat distribution. I am planning a revolt. This is getting ridiculous.

You may or may not hear from me the rest of the week...not because I'm farting in her face (clearly not working to heal her) or cuddling (I'm sorry, but her greasy hair and eye-crusties turn my stomach), but because I will be rallying the troups to overtake the house.

The trouble...who are my troops?

11 comments:

Renee said...

Darly's cousins live in Frankenmuth...I could send them over to help...3 of them drive.

DaisyMae Maus said...

I will use astral projection to help you, Empress! Just say the word (Temptations®) and I'll be at your side should Brach prove to be insufficient.
DMM

Teena said...

Byron and Morgan would probably join if you ask them nicely!

William said...

I don't think nursing is your strong suit, Kukka. Maybe Brach should take over the agent-care thing.

Carmen said...

I am sending virtual "feel good" vibes to your agent, because being sick sucks the big one.

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

All 4 of The Crew are with you, Empress!

The Meezers said...

count me in! Wif my cone I can make a big paf of distrukshun by bobbing my head back and forf. Plus, I can stand on your mommy's chest and put my entire cone ofurr her face and skare the crap out of her. - Miles

lady jane scarlett said...

If Howie wasn't such a mamma's kitty, he's be there with you Kukka. Good luck and may your human feel better!

Audrey said...

Kukka, I hope your agent feels better soon. Maybe you need to call in a temporary substitute agent to take over the treat distribution, phones, mail, light cleaning, etc. I'm not sure the farts are helping. My Mom says that maybe your agent should try a Vitamin C-Nyquil-tini instead.

Karen Jo said...

Maybe you should let Brach take over the nursing duties. I'm sorry that your agent is still sick and I am sending some healing vibes her way. I hope things are back to normal soon.

K T Cat said...

Who are the troops? May I recommend the Theorcracy's Knight-Protector and Defender of Yarn Balls?