Thursday, January 25, 2007

Thursday Thirteen, Edition #19



You've all read them.
Some of you actually believed
them!
Shame on you!



Top Thirteen True False Articles
Written About Empress Kukka-Maria
in the Tabloid Newspapers in 2006.



  1. FELINE EMPRESS SPORTS PROSTHETIC, ROBOTIC TAIL; OPERATES WITH REMOTE CONTROL!


  2. LOVE KUKKA-MARIA'S GREEN EYES? THANK BAUSCH & LOMB!


  3. KUKKA PAYS $13K/YR FOR WHISKER EXTENSIONS!


  4. BULBOUS NIPS AREN'T NATURAL! KUKKA-MARIA STACKED WITH SILICONE!


  5. ACRYLIC DRAGON-LADY CLAWS? KUKKA'S MANICURIST SPEAKS!


  6. KUKKA HIDING CHIHUAHUA TATTOO UNDER FUR...IS SHE A CLOSET DOG-LOVER?


  7. IS KUKKA ACTUALLY SMILING OR ARE THE RUMORS OF A WHISKER-PAD LIFT TRUE?!

  8. BLOGGING ROYAL ENDURES SCOLIOSIS AS A KITTEN; REFUSES TO SUPPORT CHARITY THAT DEVELOPS FELINE BRACES AND FUNDS RESEARCH.


  9. KUKKA HAS ASYMETRICAL STRIPES...COULD THE EMPRESS REALLY BE IMPERFECT?


  10. FAMOUS FELINE ENDURES 7-HOUR EAR REDUCTION SURGERY TO APPEAR "NORMAL."


  11. "CAPTIVATING CAT'S PRISTINE WHITE FANGS ARE REALLY PORCELAIN VENEERS," CLAIMS EXTREME MAKE-OVER DENTIST!


  12. FELINE EMPRESS PERPETUATES UNREALISTIC STANDARD OF BEAUTY BY SPENDING OVER $80K THIS YEAR IN BLUSH (FOR HER PINK PAW PADS) AND POWDER (FOR HER WHITE CHEST AND STOMACH).


  13. BOTOX ON THE BOOTY? COSMETIC SURGEON CONFESSES SHOOTING BOTOX INTO FELINE BLOGGER'S BUNG-HOLE TO ELIMINATE WRINKLES.

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18 comments:

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

I don't believe a single word. Kukka, you are a natural beauty!

Gemini said...

Oh Kukka Maria, they write such awful things about you. I can't believe it.

Carmen said...

Kukka, we know your beauty is natural. :)

Are you going to Hawaii with your agent? Which islands? Amd the cake was after the steak. :) There's order to these things. :)

The Meezers said...

but I has veneers on my teefs!!! - Miles

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

That is one of the best thursday thirteens I have seen! fantastic!

crygibb said...

Happy TT. Mine is up too.

Sparky Duck said...

well hells bells, I missed the ear reduction article.

Renee said...

Amazing what folks will print to sell a rag.
DD & I read the headlines and laugh at the check-out stands. One week someone is aneroxic and the next she's expecting...gimme a break.

local girl said...

At least you know you're famous enough for the tabloids to care. You true friends know those stories are just rubbish! At least most of them. LOL!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I never believed one of those comments! How could anyone believe those things about you anyway? You're beauty is natural and timeless!

Kaze

Kukka-Maria said...

Wait, Local Girl...are you saying most of my true friends know ALL the stories are rubbish or that all of my friends know MOST of the stories are rubbish?

tiggerprr said...

LOL Kukka, you gotta watch that Local Girl, she could be a politician! ;)

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

#12 is just silly, Kukka. You aren't setting an unrealistic example--in fact you are being realistic. It takes hard work to look so beautiful (although for you, my dear, it takes much less work).

Susan said...

Kukka I never believed any of these I swear!! I did wonder about the whisker implants tho.... :)

Renee said...

Perhaps your Agent could use some Valentines Chocolate

Valentines Goody Swap!~~

Tell her I sent you.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh Empress! Those awful rumor-mongers are sullying your sterling reputation! I don't believe a single tabloid tidbit.
Your fan:
DMM

Dragonheart said...

Kukka Maria, we all know you are a natural beauty. Those tabloid magazines are horrible!

I'm especially offended by #10. Those of us with Frootbat ears LIKE our ears and consider them perfectly normal.

Zeus said...

I wish the damn tabloids would just let you be, Kukka. It's hard enough being an empress as it is. Don't they realize it?

I would like to explore your fur further, though, for this tattoo. Do you mind?