In what spectators are still calling the most amazing display of middle-finger mayhem, Empress Kukka-Maria sprained both of her front, middle claws over the weekend in unplanned and very awkward, simultaneous run-ins with Oprah Winfrey and Star Jones-Reynolds.
When Oprah approached from the left, Kukka whipped up her left claw, presenting "The Bird." As Jones-Reynolds called her name from the right, Kukka swung "The Finger" from Oprah toward Star, while presenting a fresh, right-pawed bird for Oprah in a clever, crossing motion.
Middle claws were akimbo as The Empress shrieked and threw herself onto the floor in a painful mess.
Apparently, when you feverishly flip people off, you are putting your health and wellness at risk.
Life lesson #72.