Brach: "Let's watch it, dawgs!"I deemed the vote unanimous and we don't watch; however, we've seen this Sanjaya Malakar character all over the very credible, major news shows, such as VH1's Best Week Ever and Saturday Night Live.
Agent: "I think the show is faaaaabulous! I love it! It's a star! Pass me my pills..."
Kukka(in a British accent): "You two disgust me. It is merely a singing competition and you're treating it like an epic film. You two have no business running the remote control!"
With all the Sanjaya hype, I knew I had to meet him. So I did. And we performed together. And, let me tell you, I was a squillion times better than he was!
Now that he's failing miserably on the show, I feel somewhat responsible. All it would have taken was for me to write a favorable post and he would be making it to the end. In fact, now that I think about it, how did he make it this far without my public support? Hmmmmm...could my "claws of death" on his man-junk have been the kiss of death for him?
Sanjaya, I did you wrong. Maybe it was laziness or just plain disinterest, but I never watched or voted for you! I always suspected you'd fail...which, while completely accurate, was unfair. While, to your face, I was supportive...I must admit I talked shit behind your back. I laughed about your hair and super-feminine qualities. I drew pictures of you and defaced them.
But it was all in good fun and I never thought it would end this way.