Monday, March 26, 2007

No Post Today

Due to a "personal crisis," I will not be blogging today.

[Editor's Note: I hardly think an empty food bowl qualifies as a"personal crisis."]

Shut it. Do you really want me to bring up the fact I have to turd surf because the litter box needs scooping? Don't make me go there...

8 comments:

Karen Jo said...

Oh, dear. An empty food bowl and a full litterbox. I wonder if they are connected.

NOLADawn said...

Ack! Quick, someone get Anderson Cooper over there to cover the drama!

The Meezers said...

an empty food bowl should be a nashunal crisis.

I miss you furry much Kukka. ::sniff sniff::

your lonely tomcat Miles

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

You know Kukka, you should seriously consider threatening your Agent with a cut in her comission if she doesn't improve her job performance. After all, you are the STAR and she's merely there in a supporting role, right? Is The Empress expected to clean her own litterbox and fill her own food bowl? I think NOT!

DaisyMae Maus said...

You should go on strike, Kukka ... If the Cal State professors and the grocery workers can threaten to strike, I say that you should, too. No one should have to put up with skanky litterboxes, empty food bowls, or insubordinate agents who don't seem to understand that the "talent" sign their checks.
DMM

Kim and Oscar said...

I poop in the bathtub when I'm not looked after up to my standards! I make sure it stinks too! So you should make them pay for insulting you!

Cheysuli said...

I find my food dish empty frequently. It has something to do with the fact that the woman thinks I need to diet.

My tummy rumbles for your pain Kukka...

K T Cat said...

When my food dish is empty, I go into the man's room and tear at the papers he has lying on the floor. If the place is neat, I pluck the carpet. For some reason, my food dish is always empty at 3 AM...