Thursday, April 19, 2007

FORT KUKKA--NO BOYS OR OPRAH ALLOWED

My Agent bought a new apparatus for Brach and me. Before it was even fully assembled, I had invaded the castle and had claimed it as entirely my own. As she attached the last dangle toy, she politely requested I vacate the domicile and allow her to move it into the living room.

I resisted, causing her to drag it (and my voluptuous ass) across the floor.







Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to arrange for the installation of a life-sized poster of me, a wet bar and a stripper pole.

Ah...the responsibilities of being a home-owner!

15 comments:

Carmen said...

Kukka, don't let Pooh Bear see that new home of yours, he'll be demanding one next. :)

Zeus said...

That looks like a lot of fun. We thought of you and Brach two weeks ago when we saw your "tent" in some store called I-K-E-A. We almost bought it just to be somewhat as cool as you. :)

NOLADawn said...

That looks so cool. I wonder if Hugo, Charlie, and Mouse would like it?? Of course if it comes with your stamp of approval how could they not?

We gave you a shout out on our TT! Stop in and see.

The Crew said...

Finally! You've needed your own apartment for a long time, Kukka. Now you can entertain without your Agent watching everything you & your guests do!! Maybe you should build a moat or ring it with barbed wire to keep the paparazzi out.

Renee said...

Lilly is so jealous that they don't make cute things like that for pooches!

Cheysuli said...

Nice Digs. I'd want one except no one here would use it, unless no humans were around. We hate letting them think they've spent their money on us wisely!

The Meezers said...

woo hoo - your own 'partment!! i'll bring ofurr the tequila for the housewarming!- Miles

Elvin said...

Are neuters allowed? My sisters say I'm not really boy since I've been neutered. If it helps my case any, I can't stand Oprah!

Derby said...

I love my thingy like that too. It isn't so much a house as a play house.

kukka stalker said...

it goes nicely with the mauve wall...

Karen Jo said...

You got a great kitty gym. I'm chuckling over how you got right in and your Mom had to drag you over to where she wanted the gym.

One of us said...

we also suggests cat grass carpets. ~poiland Tribe

DaisyMae Maus said...

Most "housewarming" party guests bring the requisite plant as a gift. I'll bring a HUGE catnip plant if you'll invite me to your housewarming ... hint, hint.
DMM

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Very cool!

Susan said...

Kukka that is the coolest!! unfortunately we won't be able to have something that deeeeelux until we have a bigger house but you're already making Sam and Lucy jealous with your super sexy loungey pix!