Thursday, April 26, 2007

TGF (Taken Gray Female) seeks Lovahs...

I'm thinking about doing the online dating thing again. While my previous experience left a bit to be desired, I currently have only 6 tomcat boyfriends, 1 feline husband and countless admirers.

That's just unacceptable.

I'm going to take some time to update my super-sexy profile today. Until tomorrow, take some time to revisit my last online dating experience and offer dating advice in the comments.

Not that I need the advice, mind you. I'm just saying...

6 comments:

Renee said...

ummm Kukka? The last time you tried this you almost ended up with a dog who wanted to eat you (don't get excited ...he didn't want to eat you that way!)

Maybe you should be happy with the 7 guys you already have. Throw yourself an orgy and that should take care of your needs.

The Crew said...

The Empress is asking for dating advice? We thought all the lovelorn young starlets looked to you for advice.

Have you tried casting your net out for available Tomcats in the Cat Blogosphere? I seem to recall a few that were interested in becoming Stable Members.

It's a pretty cushy life I must admit, so I can see how guys would be lining up for interviews! You must devise a system for weeding out those dating service losers though. Perhaps you could bribe Brach to pre-qualify them. There must be something he wants in return.

If you need help from us Stable guys, just let us know!

George

Cheysuli said...

I think perhaps a less flattering photo. Some of the nicest toms are a little shy and self conscious around a woman like you and perhaps if you had a photo that only made you look super sexy instead of the super sexiest you might have more of a draw.

Just a thought.

The Meezers said...

the crew is right, there were ofurrs in the cat blogsphere that wanted to join the tomcat stable - maybe you should expand!

Zeus said...

Do I need to do more to keep you happy? Would you like for me to go out and find these available toms for you? I will do ANYTHING for you, Empress!

Carmen said...

make sure you post a picture of all your nips - boys like that. ;)