Friday, April 13, 2007

That Husband-Stealing Hussy!

First, it was Jennifer Aniston crying on my shoulder about Angelina stealing her man. Now I'm the scorned woman as Angelina makes her moves on my husband, Brach!

How far will this home-wrecker go to lure these mindless males with her bulbous lips and bodacious ta-tas?

I declare a secret fight with the "ngelina" part of "Brangelina!"


I shake my paw angrily in your general direction, Jolie! Suck on that!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, Kukka, I think your man is safe. He doesn't look to interested in 'ngelina's advances.

The Crew said...

Don't worry dear, Brach is completely under your th....er, I mean, loyal to you. He wouldn't dare look at another woman!

George

Derby said...

So you are now admiting that Brach is your husband and not your brother? Stop the presses, we gotta get this in the Inquirer!

The Meezers said...

maybe she's trying to 'dopt him. she likes to 'dopt fings. - Miles

DaisyMae Maus said...

Yeah ... I'm agreein' with Miles! I think that Angelina just wants to adopt Brach and buy a mansion in his "country" as a winter home so he won't forget his "language" or "heritage/culture" ...
DMM

William said...

He does look kinda repulsed. Look at the way he's staring in horror at those unnaturally giant lips!

Renee said...

Caption: Brach yells "I LOVE KUKKA! GET YOUR GRUBBY UNCLEAN PAWS OFF OF ME!"


and why is my word verifiction "thinzx"?

K T Cat said...

In the moment before her face got raked to shreds by a panicky, agoraphobic Brach, Angelina Jolie was heard to whisper, "Come on you cute little orange fuzzball, lay what you got on me."

Parker said...

He definately is not going for her advances, as a matter of fact, I bet a hairball was launched at those lips shortly after this photo was taken!

Fat Eric said...

Brach doesn't look happy in that picture...and since when did you admit he was your husband, Kukka?

Cheysuli said...

He looks quite put out that she is crooning to him, Kukka dear. I think you have nothing to worry about on that score. Note to self: Brach is smarter than Brad...

Kukka-Maria said...

Hey Eric!

Despite my efforts to keep it hush-hush, my marriage to Brach was confirmed when we recently appeared on Dr. Phil.

NOLADawn said...

He looks aghast at those lips. I think he prefers your luscious whiskers Kukka! You have nothing to worry about.

Lux said...

There's no doubt about it - Brach wants nothing to do with that woman. And she's getting ready to do that kissy thing that makes me run as far and fast as my long white legs will take me.

BJ said...

Happy Birthday to Brad & Angelinas baby Shiloh yesterday! She had her birthday cake in Cannes. Heres something fun about Shiloh… an astrology reading on video that predicts who her future husband will be and when shell get married. www.flownetworkproductions.com/shilohjoliepitt.htm

I predict that the bad boyfriend at 18 will be Michael Joseph Consuelos (Kelly Ripas son), and that the good husband at age 28 will be Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr. (Michael Jacksons son). I figure by that time Mike Jr. will have had enough therapy that he will make a good husband. Both of these guys are ten years older than Shiloh. (When you watch the video, this will make more sense.) What does everyone else think?

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