Thursday, April 12, 2007

Weighting for Compliments

I stepped on the scale this morning and saw an amazing "11.0" staring back at me!

Normally a rotund 12.0-12.5, I was pretty pleased, until my Agent snapped, "That can't be right! That scale needs to be calibrated!"

Thanks for the encouragement! All those hours of ab work for naught...

10 comments:

Zeus said...

Did you send all your fat to me? I'm thinking that's what happened because I recently have been a little loose in the caboose. I know I told you I would do anything for you, but carrying your extra weight (literally) wasn't what I had in mind.

The Meezers said...

Kukka, your agent is just JEALOUS of your sooper sexy body. You can't be an ounce ofurr 11.0 no matter what she says. - Miles

Finnegan & Buddy said...

Miles is rite, Miss Kukka. Agent is just jelus becos she only wayed 11 pownds wen she was a tiny little baby bean!

Hahahahahaaaa!!!

Buddy

Renee said...

so did she recalibrate the scale?

Perhaps all the stress of your very busy and famous life has caused a drop in pounds.

Gemini said...

Congratulations Kukka Maria on your weight loss! YEAH!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Can you send me some extra pounds? I weight 10 but if I were a super model I'd be banned from Spain because I'm so thin.

kaze

The Crew said...

Do you think your Agent has been giving you "diet" treats or have you been working out?

Love,
Tipper

Teena said...

I'm very proud of you! All that ... er ... um ... hard work has paid off.

Luciluna said...

Please, please tell me your secret! My "mother" has me on a diet, which I hate, and Chino ain't too pleased either, because she says that 23 pounds is too much for a lady like me! See my picture at http://bp1.blogger.com/_0Meq60WZA0Q/RfbIapD3eVI/AAAAAAAAAyo/84ACf3iqXjs/s1600-h/stitching+companion.jpg.

I ask you, do I look too fat???!!!!

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Kukka, Muscle ALWAYS weighs more than fat. You are a lean, buff, calorie burning machine. Don't let your Agent burden you with her insecurities. But I do wonder what kind of ab work you're doing-how is it affecting your multiple nipples?