Monday, June 04, 2007

Mon Amour, Miles...A Haiku Collection

Miles Meezer is sick.
My heart aches and my eyes leak
He is my boyfriend.

Blue as the ocean,
His eyes call to me, "Kuuuuuu-kka..."
My heart leaps with joy.

His breath smells of ham;
His super-sexy tail whips.
Missing teeth are HOT!

I hope they fix him
(And not in the way you think).
He is my true love.

(Well, one of them...)

I know a true cure!
A ham I.V. is the trick!!
Or kisses from me...



The Meezers said...

::sigh:: - such wonderful Haiku's for ME! If i wasn't so dizzy I would kiss you. but you might fink that my frowing up after would be a reflekshun on you, and not 'acuase of my dizziness. and it would not be a reflekshun on you. So, keep eating the ham for me so that your booty will become more volupshus. - Miles

one of many toms
we all adore kukka so
i'm her favorite

(well one of the favorites)

::Snork:: my werd verifikshun says PUKY

mcabty said...

on top of everything else, kukka is a world-class poet, too? what hope is there for the rest of us? she's just set the bar so high, any one else is just pathetically inferior. now i know i'll never get a man...

Cheysuli said...

Kukka, that's a wonderful haiku, particularly considering Miles made you share him with Sanjee...your compassion knows know bounds.

The Meezers said...

KUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA - you maded me feel lots better!!!! - Miles

The Meezers said...

kukka - is you OK? i is werried about you. - Miles