Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Ouch? Um...You Better Believe It!
I somehow acquired a scratch on my nose this weekend. While some immediately suspected Brach (my sometimes abusive husband), it wasn't him.
I'm not saying it happened, but we did learn this last week that Kristy Swanson (of Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie and FOX's Skating with Celebrities fame) has quite a violent streak. I'm not saying she slashed me with an ice skate because I didn't know who the hell she was. And I can neither confirm nor deny that she said, "I'm Kristy Mother-Humping Swanson, bitch! Feel the wrath of my ice skate!" I've also been advised by my legal counsel (my crack-team of feral alley cat attorneys) not to comment whether or not I got in a few licks of my own. And I ain't talking the scratchy tongue variety...
Believe me, it was a full-on bru-ha-ha!
IF it happened.
For now, let's not spend our time or invest our energy into figuring out how the scratch on my pretty pink nose happened. Let's just worry about feeling sorry for me.