- You've always wanted to be her...impossible.
- You've always desired to rub shoulders with celebrities...highly unlikely, as you're not famous.
- You've always secretly desired paparazzi attention...not gonna happen.
While you CAN NOT BECOME The Empress, now, you can spend some quality time with her and get a glimpse into a typical day of a celebrity blogging feline!
BID ON THE ULTIMATE KUKKA-MARIA EXPERIENCE!
- Bidding closes at 11:59 PM EDT on Sun, April 1.
- You may bid in the comments.
- Bidding can only increase by no more than $10 increments to keep it competitive. For example: If the current bid it $100 (riiiight, as if), you may bid $110. If you can not do math, I am not sure I want to spend the day with you anyway. I need someone to keep track of my treat calories!
- Only actual numbers will be accepted; we'll have no "I bid a squillion dollars!"
- You may bid as often as you like.
- Trash-talking to and intimidation of other bidders is not only encouraged, it may be required to win! Please refrain from bitter name-calling. I'm the only one who does that on this site.
- Once bidding begins, the "Buy it Now" option is no longer valid.
- Any questions about the auction or bidding should be directed to the comments section of this post and will be answered as quickly as possible.
- The recap of Kukka's day with the winner will be posted on Monday, April 2. (Before you say it, I know that the time between the end of bidding and the time the post goes up is less than 24 hours. THIS IS IMAGINARY, PEOPLE!)
- AMMENDMENT: We do accept PayPal to collect fake money from you.
The day will include, but not be limited to: Interaction with celebrities, 2-3 naps, morning and afternoon tongue baths, unleashing verbal abuse to the paparazzi and knocking over my Agent's shit in the house!
Bid early! Bid often!
Click the actual ebay listing below for the starting bid and other auction details: