It's so hard for me to express the shock and horror I felt when I learned you had filed for divorce, mostly because it's difficult to talk when you throw up in your mouth a little bit.
How could a marriage that made so much sense to the world struggle and ultimately fail? I can't think of a single reason this didn't work...I can think of several!
- He's into dudes.
- He likes having sex with men.
- He's so gay he can't even pee straight.
- He shrieks at the sight of you naked (but, then...don't we all?).
- Insert something here about him having to be married to you and your ego...I haven't worked out all the details of that one, yet.
Maybe you should look those two words up. I don't think they mean what you think they mean.
Well, know I will be thinking of you and hoping you don't turn to junk food for comfort. I think, by now, you know that it doesn't matter how much you love the chicken and ice cream (or your gay husband), they just can't love you back.