Monday, April 28, 2008

Positive Self-Image Haiku

The scale hoists my bulk.
I'm told it says I'm fat...HA!
Just a pedestal.


The Meezers said...

you're not fat. mommy says I'm now officially FAT because I weigh 16.7 lbs. but the v-e-t didn't say that. she's just jealous of my boyish figure.

you are looking lovely Kukka. Brach is a lucky mancat!

ever yours - POOSIE

The Crew said...

Kukka my dear, I'm sure upon closer inspection we'll see that scale actually reads a kittenish 2 lb.!

Renee said...

Is it a talking scale?

I believe that scales are evil and should all be trashed.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I do not see any fat. Have you complained the scale manufacturer--brought about a lawsuit regarding them for falsifying information?

Think of the psychological trauma to millions!

DaisyMae Maus said...

You're still a youngster, Miss Kukka. I am fourteen an' am at a fighting weight of 11 lbs. Since you're just TWO pounds, I believe that you have nothing to worry 'bout.


Gandalf & Grayson said...
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Gandalf & Grayson said...

Merely a Pedestal. Perfect! BTW, Mom loves your Haiku!

The Meezers said...

Kukka my darling
your womanly curves are hot
People are jealous

Max said...

You are not fat, nope
In that picture you look svelte
I'm not fat either

Bonnie Underfoot said...

You go girl!

The Meezers said...

Dready Thursday, sigh
online fun not to be had
Where is my Kukka?

ever yours POOSIE

Quasi said...

No. You are
not fat.
Just big-boned.

DK & The Fluffies said...

Stupid Cat Fancy for making us feeling like we have to look like all those 9 month old kittens as the reflection of a true body image. Real woman cats have curves!

Kimo & Sabi said...

Remember . . . da camera adds 5 pounds. This makes you actually anorexic - which is very popular these days wif celebrities.

K T Cat said...

It's those big, beautiful eyes. Eyes weigh a lot, you know.