Monday, May 05, 2008

(a.k.a. The Depressing Haiku Through Which Kukka Tries to Guilt the Editors of People Magazine)

Forced into hiding.
I'm not People's most stunning!?
No desire to write...


The Crew said...

Kukka, how could they overlook YOU?!!

Oh wait, I know. They must be planning a special issue devoted to a Kukka-only photo spread.


PS Mom said she never even heard of some of those "beautiful" people!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ah Kukka, reporters are so fickle. They will love you again in no time.

Renee said...

I think they had some problem with that fact that you are not a person...see the mag is called People...not Personalities.

They are definately "speciesist". That's why I don't read them.

Kukka-Maria said...

Wait...WHAT?! I'm not a...HUH?!

Oh, crap. It's worse than I imagined!

The Meezers said...

what? not beautiful?
Kukka's a babe, people mag
Their heads are shoved up..

::smack:: - MILES! you're NOT supposed to say that. That was very bad Haiku. - Sammy

K T Cat said...

I'm stunned!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Kukka ... There are worse things than being too gorgeous for People's "Most Stunning" issue ... Count your blessings, sweetie.