[Overheard in Le Palace de Kukka]
Agent [In the most obnoxious baby-talk voice EV-ER]: "Awwwwwwww, Brachy! You're so pretty! Do you know how pretty you are? Well, you are! You are! Who's my pretty baby boy? Huh? Who is? YOU ARE, Brach! You're my beautiful baby boy!"
[Kukka rubs against The Agent's legs]
Agent: "You're cute too, Kukka...in your own way."
Kukka: "In my own...[choke] WAY?"
Agent: "Yeah, like...if you were to shut your pie hole every once in awhile. Or stop plucking at the carpet. Or not lick my arms while I'm trying to sleep. Or not meow for treats constantly. Or not shove your face under my mouse-hand while I'm on the computer. You know...as cute as you're capable of being, considering your demanding demeanor.'"
Kukka [Releasing a vicious air-biscuit]: "Bite me. Then give me treats."