Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Kukka Wishes You Were There!

Brach: Agent, did you see what came in the mail today?

Agent: What? More porn? I still can't figure out how I got on that mailing list!

Brach: Suuuuuuuure, you can't! Anyway...we got a postcard from Kukka.

Agent: A postcard? What do you mean? She's not here?! I thought it was a bit more quiet...

Brach: She flew to France for the birth of the Brangelina twins! Don't you remember her telling you she was leaving last week?

Agent: I remember her whining and meowing...I just assumed she was begging for treats, so I tuned her out!

Brach: (whispering under his breath) Would it kill you to learn a bit of Meow, for crying out loud?

Agent: I did notice the litterbox was significantly light on turds this week. Who knew her bowels made up >72% of the gross scoopage?

Brach: I have a dainty digestive system.


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Brach: OH! MY! GAWD! Is that a French Harry Potter stamp? (dramatically faints dead-away)

Agent: Looks like she doodled a pic of Miles, sleeping! She must think that's all he does when she's away. So vain...

Brach: (opening one eye) You know...treats are the classic antidote for a Harry Potter Faint. It's a scientific fact!

Agent: FINE! This is probably your one chance to actually EAT treats, without pulling back a bloody stump while attempting to get what's rightfully yours! Come on...

5 comments:

The Meezers said...

::opens one eye:: - she's not back yet? ::closes eye:: - snorrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzz


Miles

DaisyMae Maus said...

Oh, Brach ... I'd be verklempt over the HP stamp, too. Enjoy some Temptations before the Empress returns.
DMM

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sigh. Perhaps I'll have to fly to France...

The Crew said...

Hmmmm, we thought it was rather quiet by you recently. Now we know why.

We should have figured Angie would want Kukka by her side for the blessed event. Odd...considering her torrid affair with Brad, but all is probably forgiven now.

The Meezers said...

::opens eye:: Kukka? you back? Nope, I guess not. Oh, nice pikshur of me on the post card. ::closed eye::

snooooorrrrrrrkkkkkkkkk

Miles