Wednesday, July 23, 2008

My Creativity Tank is Running on Fumes...



Completely devoid of creativity and sweating my balls off, even in the air-conditioning, I don't feel much like writing.

I know, I know...I don't have balls! Don't eff with me; I'm a bit fussy. WHERE IS THAT PERSONAL PALM-FROND-WAVING ASS-CLOWN I HIRED?! Grab a frond and earn your keep, Brach!

So, in lieu of coming up with original material (fart), may I present some of my favorite feline headlines from The Onion...

7 comments:

The Meezers said...

poor Kukka. I'll be right over with a cold margarita for you.

ever yours - Miles

The Crew said...

Hmmmm...I should have my human sister read that one about the names. Her blurpy thing is due soon and they're deciding on names.

Mom, what do you think about "Boots" for the name?

George

Kukka-Maria said...

Wait...WHAT?! Sister B is having a baby and NOT naming it Kukka-Maria or Kukka-Mario?

*faints, but not before releasing an especially foul air-biscuit into a Ziploc to be sent to Sister B.*

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Georgia must be very free thinking in her old age. She rarely hits the box any longer...

DaisyMae Maus said...

Brach is an ass-clown? Really?
DMM

Steve and Stepher said...

Creativity is present and accounted for.

What a fun blog you have here...

Stepher

Monty Q. Kat said...

Lovely Kukka Q, Express! Are you going to enter it? :D