Personally, I think this is just an excuse to flash her ample cleavage online. The whore.
Wait. Whores get paid!
(Oh, GAWD! Don't tell her I said that! I like my daily treat distribution and am not interested in interrupting that!)
The Agent told everyone at work she got in a drunken "chick fight" at the bar over the weekend (complete with an arrest and assault/battery charges). She claims it makes her look better than the real story: That she sat home, alone, cradling her cats like babies until they got so fed up they maimed her.
And, quite frankly...it does make her look better!