Friday, December 05, 2008

The "It's Not the Fact He's Draped in a Pink Towel That Makes Us Question His Sexuality" Haikus

He's precious in pink.
Wearing feminity...
He is my gay man.

I am wrapped in warmth
Towels do not define me!
I need a new wife.


Derby said...

Brach, don't let color define you. Gingerness is the best!

The Meezers said...

fighting over towels
what? is divorce in the air?
Brach gets his freedom

Kukka needs a man
even Brad Pitt wears pink
who is man enough?

divorce is ugly
but who will get custody
of the agent now?

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Real men wear pink Brach.

However Kukka Maria needs a real he man, not a metrosexual..

The Crew said...

Manliness is in the eye of the beholder, Brach. Drape yourself in whatever color towel you choose!

George & Max

Everycat said...

Pink is actually a very mancatly colour. Skeezix is very into pink and you couldn't meet a more mancatly cat!

Whicky Wuudler

DaisyMae Maus said...

I dunno, Brach ... Feline American Pumpkin informs me that ginger dood furs don't go too well with Pepto pink.