Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Wait...You guys can actually UNDERSTAND what we say?!

Well, shit! No wonder The Agent denies me treats!

"Is he gettin' the treeths yet? Is he gettin' the treeths??"


Be sure to check out the original (non-translated) footage to hear what we have always believed you heard when we chattered. That is, until now.

I can't believe I've no more secrets!

Sunday, October 19, 2008


I woke up this morning, and much like ANY morning, whined incessantly for treats.

Did I have a full food bowl? Uh...yes.

Did I have fresh water? You betcha!!

I wanted TREATS, mother-humper!

Do you know what The Agent said? "No, Kukka. For crying out loud...what have you done since the last time I gave them to you, merely hours ago?"

Hmmmm...really? Okay. I can play that! Let's see: Knock shit out of your cupboard, onto the counter, without you even having to ask me to?

I rest my case. And I shouldn't have to even bring up the fact I didn't maim you...again this month! I guess I feel that is just understood grace!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Agent is Cheating on Us!

Remember my cousins, Zig and Wids? Ziggy (originally named "Grace," but that changed because The Agent's sister is fickle) and Wids (originally named "Lucy," but, because she is "widderer" (little-er) than Grace, she ended up being called "Wids" or "Widdy"), live in California.

Well...apparently, The Agent now has a new human nephew named Simon. It's the first time she's been an Auntie, so Brach and I were okay with her traveling to California to see him for a week.

What we didn't expect was her snuggling with Zig and Wids! Imagine our surprise when we saw THESE on her cell phone!

This is Zig...the 20(+) lb cat.
I hate that she's looking so super-sexy while draped in a glamorous cobalt robe!
How! Dare! She!

And...here's Widdy, looking all "pet-me" like.
Apparently, while she has many of the same traits of her ginger-cousin, Brach
(like sleeping on the shelf in the closet, being a little more shy, etc.),
she unleashes the "pet-me-like-there's-no-tomorrow" belly rub stance like me!

The skank!

So...anyway...since The Agent's been back (a whole 3 hours), we've been ignoring her.

Well, I have.

Brach's way of "ignoring" includes leg rubs, loud purrs, and snuggles. I have more of a "tough-love" approach. I'm freezing her out.

Until it's time to sleep and I have to share a bed with her.

I refuse to sleep on...the floor!

I have my limits...