Sunday, March 29, 2009

PAPARAZZI RELEASE! EXCLUSIVE!!!!!

Blind Item: What diva feline NEVER is seen snuggling with her so-called "husband" (rumored to be gaaaaaay, but we're not saying it)?

You be the judge!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

What the CRAP is this?!


You want us to clean our teeth while we dine on treats?
We'll show you! We'll put them in our mouths, then spit them out.
That's how we roll.
$4.32 wasted, dear Agent!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Look What We Bought at the Store!


I hope The Agent kept the receipt, because I'm prepared to return him already!