So...over the holidays, I met a tomcat with attitude. He talked to a friend of mine and told her he thought I was super-sexy. I, too, thought he was super-sexy.
Then he talked.
"You wear your fur beautifully...for a fat cat. I mean...most cats your size can't pull off a coat like that!" I looked at him ever so closely and realized I was seeing him with tasty-treat glasses. HUH? I am beautiful FOR A FAT CAT?
Then..."I'm not into looks as I age. Now that I'm 13, I feel personality is more important than looks." SERIOUSLY? You're into me now, and buying me catnip, so now you're saying I'm NOT HOT?
He bragged about his scratching post, then boasted about how he designed his collar. THEN, his fat tummy puffed up and he talked about his...um...manhood. Between you and me? His manhood was nipped when he was a kitten.
Why do tomcats try to make we super-sexy pussies inferior, thinking that's how they can pick us up?
I'm just sayin'...