Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Treat on Deck
So...keeping a treat on the sly is wrong?
Tell that to my stomach...later!
Friday, March 26, 2010
You will succumb to my power.
You will call me "MASTER."
You will give me treats, as I beckon.
You will not bully me...Kukka!
If you don't agree, I will eat your braaaaaaaaain!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
You act surprised.
Read the back-log and you won't be.
I'm flagged as "ADULT CONTENT" for a reason...
Saturday, March 20, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
It's as if He Lives Here and Gets to Breathe the Fresh Air
Slider open...Sabi EVERYWHERE!
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
A New Crazy Cat Lady Low...
The Agent had someone imply she was a crazier, cattier lady than she is.
The framed pictures on her desk, at work:.
Her co-worker approached, "I've been wanting to ask you...are those real cats?"
"Real cats?" The Agent responded, puzzled.
"I mean, are they yours or are they just pictures of cats?"
After The Agent stopped laughing, she responded, "Are you suggesting I might find cute pictures of cats on the internet or (GASP) buy cat calendars, print and (wait for it) FRAME them?"
The Agent says she feels better about herself, knowing there might be worse out there.
By the way, the pic that SHOULD be on her desk? From Halloween 2007 (aka "Crazy Cat Lady" costume):
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Why am I facing the back of the couch?
A diva need not answer.