The Agent has already disbanded my Facebook Fan Club!
She said that, as the Administrator, she was giving up her too much of her anonymity as she was suddenly having to manage a bunch of crazy and unknown friend requests for her own profile.
So, apparently, her comfort and happiness takes priority over my fans.
For now, imagine my Facebook status update as such:
Empress Kukka-Maria: is totally miffed and is plotting her revenge. While the specifics are currently unclear, she suspects it will involve some the flicking of bodily waste where it doesn't belong.
Thanks to all who joined or expressed interest!