Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Treat on Deck

So...keeping a treat on the sly is wrong?
Tell that to my stomach...later!

Friday, March 26, 2010

Zombie Brach


You will succumb to my power.
You will call me "MASTER."
You will give me treats, as I beckon.
You will not bully me...Kukka!
If you don't agree, I will eat your braaaaaaaaain!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Adult Content

You act surprised.

Read the back-log and you won't be.

I'm flagged as "ADULT CONTENT" for a reason...

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

A New Crazy Cat Lady Low...

The Agent had someone imply she was a crazier, cattier lady than she is.

The framed pictures on her desk, at work:.


 and


Her co-worker approached, "I've been wanting to ask you...are those real cats?"

"Real cats?" The Agent responded, puzzled.

"I mean, are they yours or are they just pictures of cats?"

After The Agent stopped laughing, she responded, "Are you suggesting I might find cute pictures of cats on the internet or (GASP) buy cat calendars, print and (wait for it) FRAME them?"

The Agent says she feels better about herself, knowing there might be worse out there.

By the way, the pic that SHOULD be on her desk?  From Halloween 2007 (aka "Crazy Cat Lady" costume):

Saturday, March 13, 2010